Guest Entries

Funny Animals

3971. Candiru

Also known as the canero, toothpick fish, and willy fish, the candirú is renowned for swimming into human orifices, including the urethra.

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Funny Euphemisms

3972. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

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Funny Animals

3973. Star-Nosed Mole

A mole not for the faint of heart. See also Scary.

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Funny Places

3974. Yeehaw Junction, Florida

Small town at the intersection of SR-15, SR-60, and Florida's Turnpike. Originally known as Jackass Junction.

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Funny Quotes

3975. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

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Funny Words

3976. Puss

According to the dictionary, a person's face or mouth. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

3977. French Lick, Indiana

Home of Larry Bird.

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Funny Clothes

3978. Pantaloons

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Funny Sayings

3979. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

3980. Smorgasbord

Same as a buffet, but more hilarious. See also Food, Swedish.

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