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Funny Places
4012. Belchertown, Massachusetts
Belchertown is a town in Hampshire County, Massachusetts, United States. The population was 12,968 at the 2000 census.
Funny Things to Do
4015. Wearing a Cowboy Hat in Connecticut
Where the hell do you think you are? See also Western.
Funny Instruments
4016. The Ass-Trumpet
Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.
Funny People
4017. Booze-Rick
The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.
Funny People
4018. Nigel
Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.) See also Nerds.