Guest Entries

4051. Dildo, Newfoundland

It's on the map, and I hope to go there. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2008| 5 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4052. Big Ugly, West Virginia

I live very close to Big Ugly State Park in West Virginia. Honest headline from local newspaper, "Big Ugly Woman Killed."

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2008| 25 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4053. Cochicken

A boneless chicken blended with Coca-Cola and additional seasonal ingredients.

Added by a Guest on January 9, 2008| 4 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4054. Can I Ask You a Question?

You just did.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2008| 10 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4055. Blunderguff

A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2008| 13 Comments | 76 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4056. Swag

The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2008| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4057. Grinding

Otherwise known as dance-floor frottage. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2007| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4058. Fizz

That soda has a lot of fizz.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2007| 5 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

4060. Shih Tzu

Otherwise known as the "lion dog". See also Pets, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2007| 5 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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