Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
3931. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All
Where's the fun in that?
Funny Things
3934. Cardboard Kegger
Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
3935. The Iraq
As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.
Funny Phrases
3937. It's Britney, Bitch
I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.
Funny Words
3939. Hornswoggle
Funny Jobs
3940. Cowpuncher
According to Dictionary.com, "a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback". So basically someone who does all that cowboy stuff on a ranch with cows. See also Western.