Guest Entries
Funny Foods
3931. Butternut Squash Soup
It sounds like a combination of four foods when it's really only one.
Funny Insults
3933. Johnny No-Stars
Funny Places
3935. Dildo, Newfoundland
It's on the map, and I hope to go there. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Places
3936. Big Ugly, West Virginia
I live very close to Big Ugly State Park in West Virginia. Honest headline from local newspaper, "Big Ugly Woman Killed."
Funny Drinks
3937. Cochicken
A boneless chicken blended with Coca-Cola and additional seasonal ingredients.
Funny Words
3939. Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.
Funny Things
3940. Swag
The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.