Guest Entries
Funny Advice
3941. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
3942. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous
I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.
Funny TV Shows
3944. Captain N: The Game Master
With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.
Funny Things
3945. Dick Stick
The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.
Funny Drinks
3946. Strawberry Yum-Yum
A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
3947. Garden Variety
Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."
Funny Things to Do
3949. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
