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4251. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4252. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 10 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4253. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

4255. Tomfoolery

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Funny Euphemisms

4256. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2006| 9 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

4257. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Phrases

4258. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2006| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

4259. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

4260. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2006| 11 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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