Guest Entries
Funny Instruments
4231. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time
And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.
Funny Things
4233. Cancer Kazoo
Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.
Funny Words
4234. Tomfoolery
Funny Phrases
4237. Big as a Buick
Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.