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Funny Instruments

4201. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

4202. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

4203. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

4204. Tomfoolery

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Funny Euphemisms

4205. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

4206. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Phrases

4207. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Places

4208. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

4209. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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Funny Insults

4210. Lollygagger

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