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Funny Words

4221. Defenestration

A noun meaning the throwing of a person or thing out a window. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

4222. Kartoffel

The German word for "potato." Just to illustrate how much funnier this language is than English, consider that "Herr Kartoffelkopf" is German for "Mr. Potato Head." See also Fictional, German.

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Funny Instruments

4223. Didgeridoo Shop

An Australian instrument that, in the wrong hands, sounds like a bumblebee with a hangover.

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Funny Words

4224. Bugle Shop

Plosives and short, open vowels make this word a winner. It's best if you picture it being played by a funny animal, like a llama or a pelican.

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Funny Words

4225. Blunderbuss

A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.

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Funny Words

4226. Caddywampus

The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4227. Higgledy-Piggledy

Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.

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Funny Euphemisms

4228. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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Funny Phrases

4229. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Clothes

4230. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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