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Funny Things to Do

1. Digging a Hole Through the Earth and Coming Out the Other Side

If cartoons are any indication, you always end up in China.

Added by Maya on March 30, 2009| Comment | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

Added by Maya on December 17, 2007| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

Added by Maya on October 20, 2007| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

4. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

Added by Maya on May 8, 2007| 1 Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

5. Ponies

Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies. See also 80's.

Added by Maya on May 6, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6. Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

See also Food.

Added by Maya on March 24, 2007| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7. Baked Alaska

See also Dessert.

Added by Maya on February 1, 2007| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

8. Guesstimate

When estimating alone is not enough.

Added by Maya on January 11, 2007| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

9. Slumber Sack

Pretty much what you might imagine. See also Middle Age, Sleep.

Added by Maya on December 20, 2006| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

10. Smart Casual

In other words, look good, but not too good. See also Clothes.

Added by Maya on November 2, 2006| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike