R4nd0mG1rl's Entries
Funny People
1. People Who Contribute to Fandom Toxicity
Only funny because they're less common than the Internet makes you think. Any fandom's toxic fans tend to make up no more than 15-20% of the total. Applies to fandoms such as Undertale, Sonic, and even My Little Pony.
Funny Foods
2. Tapas
Spanish appetizers that can be made of almost anything the chef desires, or so my Spanish textbook says. Meat, vegetables, cheese, you name it. After you're done, you're charged based on how many platefuls you ate, probably a guilt-inducing moment for many. See also Spanish.
Funny Insults
3. If the Dog is Man's Best Friend, then Why is "bitch" an Insult?
Dogs are the superior race to humans, to "bitch" should not be an insult. See also Dogs.
Funny Names
4. John Boring
A real estate agent near me who probably has an evil twin named James Interesting.
Funny Euphemisms
5. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake
AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.
Funny Videos
7. Documentaries Where the Music is Louder than the Voice-over
Look, I care about your dramatic descriptions of pigeons a lot more than I care about your dramatic music.
Funny Sayings
8. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships
A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.
Funny Tattoos
10. Kara
If your girlfriend's name is Kara and you like martial arts, you shouldn't be ashamed to tattoo her name on your body somewhere because if you break up, you can just add a "te" to the end.