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Funny Advice

141. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Advice

142. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake.

Now it’s not so boring to eat them every day See also Cake.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

143. I Just Found out That I’m Color Blind

The news came completely out of the green… See also Colors.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

144. My Ex-wife Still Misses Me.

I will say though, her aim's getting better.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

145. I Hate How Funerals Are Always at 9 A.m.

I'm not really a mourning person.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

146. I Wanted to Take Pictures of the Fog This Morning but I Mist My Chance.

I suppose I could dew it tomorrow.

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Funny Observations

147. Why Do They Call It Rush Hour when Nothing Moves?

See also Traffic.

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Funny Questions

148. Need an Ark to Save Two of Every Animal?

I Noah guy. See also Puns, Religion.

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Funny Quotes

149. “My Therapist Told Me the Way to Achieve True Inner Peace is to Finish What I Start. So Far I’ve Finished Two Bags of M&Ms and a Chocolate Cake. I Feel Better Already.”

- Dave Barry

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Funny Observations

150. Watching People Come Through an Arrival Gate at an Airport is the Equivalent of Watching a Random Person Generator

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