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Funny Euphemisms

121. Head Shoe

Also known as a hat. See also Hats.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on May 8, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

122. Take Someone to the Train Station

Also known as killing.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

123. Talking to You is Like Stepping on a Leaf in Autumn and Hearing No Crunch.

To put it simply, disappointment. See also Autumn.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

124. If a Cannibal Ate You, I'm Sure They Wouldn't Find a Brain in Your Skull.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

125. I Can't Insult You.

The universe already helped by making you look like that.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

126. Serial Killers Would Go Mad if They Tried to Make You One of Their Victims.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

127. If Brown Cows Produce Chocolate Milk Does Trump Produce Orange Juice?

Thanks to bob on the submission "The rest of the fingerless gloves" for this one.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 27, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

128. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 25, 2023| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

129. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.

See also Alcohol.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 24, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

130. How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work

1. Don’t go to work. See also Work.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 24, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Knocked Loose is the best fucking band.

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