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81. Mobile Phone Jail Cell
Better hope you don't lose the key, otherwise you might just waste ~$13. See also Technology.
Funny Advice
84. If You Want to be Sure That You Never Forget Your Wife’s Birthday, Just Try Forgetting It Once.
It won't ever become a problem again. See also Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
85. When My Uncle Frank Died, He Needed His Ashes to be Buried in His Favorite Beer Mug.
His final wish was essentially to be Frank in Stein.
Funny Anti-Jokes
86. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Anti-Jokes
87. Why Did Mozart Hate All of His Chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” See also Chickens.
Funny Anti-Jokes
88. My Wife Told Me She’ll Slam My Head into the Keyboard if I Don’t Get off the Computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jodjkbfwyvfbluiwg;hibklfiueryf See also Computers.