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55. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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56. "I Don't Care What They Say About Me. I Just Want to Eat."
- Pam Beesly from The Office. See also The Office.
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57. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."
- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.
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58. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."
- Kevin Malone from The Office.