Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
51. What Should You Never Bring to a Soap Opera Audition?
Soap. Despite the name, they aren't cleaning performances.
Funny Advice
52. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?
Funny Quotes
57. "I Don't Care What They Say About Me. I Just Want to Eat."
- Pam Beesly from The Office. See also The Office.
Funny Quotes
58. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
Funny Quotes
59. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."
- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.
Funny Quotes
60. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."
- Kevin Malone from The Office.
