Inherently Funny

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51. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

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52. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."

- Kevin Malone from The Office.

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53. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."

- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.

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54. "I Don't Care What They Say About Me. I Just Want to Eat."

- Pam Beesly from The Office. See also The Office.

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55. I Hope You Burn Your Bacon the Next Time You Cook It

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56. Glass Armonica

If sea shells became a giant instrument, this is what you’d get.

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57. Nyckelharpa

Too much going on to explain.

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58. Light Bulbs Were Such a Good Idea That They Became the Symbol for Good Ideas

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59. My Middle Finger Always Gives You Standing Ovations.

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60. If Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, Why Do Banks Have Branches?

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

Random stats:
25 featured entries needed to overtake Frank.
Most liked post of mine is 216 likes (How to fall down a flight of stairs.).
100th featured entry of mine is Sternutaphobia.
1st featured entry of mine is Monopoly.
73 featured entries needed to overtake Ryan.
Currently 6th in the Top Contributors leaderboard (again, not counting the Guest account, 1st is Ryan in this case).

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