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Funny Quotes
31. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”
- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.
Funny Quotes
32. “Sometimes You Lie in Bed at Night and You Don’t Have a Single Thing to Worry About. That Always Worries Me!”
-Charlie Brown. Kid's got some good wisdom there.
Funny Quotes
33. “The Reason I Talk to Myself is Because I’m the Only One Whose Answers I Accept.”
― George Carlin.
Funny Anti-Jokes
34. The Nap Police Were Called to the Local Daycare.
Turns out, all it was was just a three-year-old resisting a rest.
Funny Anti-Jokes
35. My Girlfriend Changed After Becoming a Vegetarian.
It almost feels like I've never met herbivore.
Funny Anti-Jokes
36. A Cow Was Suddenly Milked Without It Knowing.
Needless to say, it was in udder disbelief.
Funny Questions
37. If a Dinosaur Has an Extensive Vocabulary, Wouldn't It be a Thesaurus?
See also Dad Jokes.
Funny Things to Do
38. Have an Argument with a Mannequin at a Store
I knew those damn mannequins were up to no good...
Funny Things to Do
39. Pretend to be a News Reporter and Interview People on the Street About Made-up Stories
Example, “Sir, can I get your opinions on the recent state of clown murders?”
Funny Things to Do
40. Put Vaseline on Your Hand and Give Someone a Handshake
Scare the crap out of folks when they realize how freaking moisturized your hand is.
