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Funny Anti-Jokes

41. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?

Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

42. Mandy Goes to the Doctor and is Prescribed Laughter as the Best Medicine. What Does Mandy Do?

She sues the doctor for medical malpractice.

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Funny Advice

43. Love Thy Neighbor...

But don't get caught.

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Funny Advice

44. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?

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Funny Things to Do

45. Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium

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Funny Things to Do

46. Eat Vanilla Pudding out of a Mayo Jar

See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

47. Glue Coins to a Sidewalk

Especially effective in a very busy area.

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Funny Quotes

48. "Never Put off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do the Day After Tomorrow Just as Well."

- Mark Twain. I love this guy's logic.

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Funny Quotes

50. "I Just Want to Lie on the Beach and Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."

- Kevin Malone from The Office.

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