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Funny Anti-Jokes

41. What Should You Never Bring to a Soap Opera Audition?

Soap. Despite the name, they aren't cleaning performances.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

42. Mandy Goes to the Doctor and is Prescribed Laughter as the Best Medicine. What Does Mandy Do?

She sues the doctor for medical malpractice.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

43. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?

One, unless the car breaks down.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

44. A Man Died After Eating 300 Hot Dogs.

I guess we all know to not eat 300 hot dogs quickly.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

45. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?

Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.

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Funny Advice

46. Love Thy Neighbor...

But don't get caught.

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Funny Advice

47. If No One from the Future Comes to Try and Stop You, then How Bad Could It Really Be?

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Funny Things to Do

48. Eat Vanilla Pudding out of a Mayo Jar

See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

49. Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium

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Funny Things to Do

50. Glue Coins to a Sidewalk

Especially effective in a very busy area.

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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