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Funny Things to Do
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Funny Things to Do
42. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple
I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.
Funny Anti-Jokes
43. A Man Died After Eating 300 Hot Dogs.
I guess we all know to not eat 300 hot dogs quickly.
Funny Anti-Jokes
44. What Should You Never Bring to a Soap Opera Audition?
Soap. Despite the name, they aren't cleaning performances.
Funny Anti-Jokes
45. Mandy Goes to the Doctor and is Prescribed Laughter as the Best Medicine. What Does Mandy Do?
She sues the doctor for medical malpractice.
Funny Anti-Jokes
46. If Jimmy Ate Half a Sandwich, and Billy Ate Three Quarters of a Sandwich, How Much is Left of Jimmy’s Sandwich?
Half. I never said Billy ate Jimmy's sandwich.
Funny Anti-Jokes
47. How Many Cars Does It Take to Get from New York to California?
One, unless the car breaks down.
Funny Anti-Jokes
48. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”
Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.
