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Funny Quotes

91. “People Say Money is Not the Key to Happiness, but I Have Always Figured if You Have Enough Money, You Can Have a Key Made.”

―Joan Rivers See also Money.

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Funny Quotes

92. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

93. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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Funny Quotes

94. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.

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Funny Insults

95. You've Gotten So Much Plastic Surgery That Baribie Would be Jealous.

See also Dolls.

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Funny Things to Do

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Funny Phrases

97. Nuti Qulqulluu Mitii? "Lakki Gooftaa!" Paanaamaan Miiraan Guutamte Noriega of Jaja. “Kosiidha!” Irony Nama Tokko Balleessa—hidhamaa Hanga Bara Haaraatti.

Oromo for a very long palendrome, "Are we not pure? 'No, sir!' Panama’s moody Noriega brags. 'It is garbage!' Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era."

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Funny Anti-Jokes

98. What's Green While Also Having Wheels?

Grass. It was all a trick, see? There never were wheels!

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Funny People

99. A Queen Gnawing on a Giant Chicken Leg

The wife of the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. I don't think me nor Tyler have much else to say about this couple.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on May 17, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

100. Unusual Items

A knock off of Weirder Stuff. See also Made Up.

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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