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Funny Anti-Jokes

91. Why Did Mozart Hate All of His Chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” See also Chickens.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

92. My Wife Told Me She’ll Slam My Head into the Keyboard if I Don’t Get off the Computer.

I'm not too worried, I think she's jodjkbfwyvfbluiwg;hibklfiueryf See also Computers.

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Funny Insults

93. I’ve Seen Salads That Dress Better than You

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Funny Insults

94. I Smell Something Burning...are You Trying to Think Again?

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Funny Quotes

95. “People Say Money is Not the Key to Happiness, but I Have Always Figured if You Have Enough Money, You Can Have a Key Made.”

―Joan Rivers See also Money.

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96. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

97. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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Funny Quotes

98. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.

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Funny Insults

99. You've Gotten So Much Plastic Surgery That Baribie Would be Jealous.

See also Dolls.

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Funny Things to Do

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