Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Phrases
101. Nuti Qulqulluu Mitii? "Lakki Gooftaa!" Paanaamaan Miiraan Guutamte Noriega of Jaja. “Kosiidha!” Irony Nama Tokko Balleessa—hidhamaa Hanga Bara Haaraatti.
Oromo for a very long palendrome, "Are we not pure? 'No, sir!' Panama’s moody Noriega brags. 'It is garbage!' Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era."
Funny Anti-Jokes
102. What's Green While Also Having Wheels?
Grass. It was all a trick, see? There never were wheels!
Funny People
103. A Queen Gnawing on a Giant Chicken Leg
The wife of the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. I don't think me nor Tyler have much else to say about this couple.
Funny Things to Do
105. Drink Blue Gatorade out of a Glass Cleaner Bottle in Public
See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
106. Drive Around in a Clown Costume Waving to People
Bonus points if you dress up like a deranged clown. See also Clowns.
Funny Things to Do
107. Send a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter to a Random Address and See if They Respond
See also Harry Potter, Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
108. Put a Clear Coat of Nail Polish on a Bar of Soap and Watch Your Partner Struggle
Funny Things to Do
109. Draw on Someone's Face While They're Sleeping
The pinnacle of pranks, what a classic. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
110. Swim in the Bahamas with Pigs
And if you ever need dinner, well...there they are. See also Pigs.