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Funny Foods
21. The Imam Fainted
I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.
Funny Quotes
23. "Accept Who You Are. Unless You're a Serial Killer."
- Ellen DeGeneres. As terrible as she is, she's right on this one.
Funny Quotes
24. “The Reason I Talk to Myself is Because I’m the Only One Whose Answers I Accept.”
― George Carlin.
Funny Quotes
25. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”
- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.
Funny Quotes
26. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Funny Quotes
28. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Quotes
29. “Sometimes You Lie in Bed at Night and You Don’t Have a Single Thing to Worry About. That Always Worries Me!”
-Charlie Brown. Kid's got some good wisdom there.
Funny Anti-Jokes
30. My Girlfriend Changed After Becoming a Vegetarian.
It almost feels like I've never met herbivore.