Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Toys
21. Cardboard Box
Playground for a child’s imagination, unless the cat gets to it first. See also Cats.
Funny Foods
24. Alewives
No one knows why it was named this way, but it's part of the herring family. Knowing its history, it's probably not very good.
Funny Foods
25. The Imam Fainted
I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.
Funny Foods
26. Clootie Dumpling
Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.
Funny Quotes
27. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Quotes
28. “Whoever Established the High Road and How High It Should be Should be Fired.”
- Sandra Bullock. Can't really argue with her on that one.
Funny Quotes
29. “Sometimes You Lie in Bed at Night and You Don’t Have a Single Thing to Worry About. That Always Worries Me!”
-Charlie Brown. Kid's got some good wisdom there.
