Funny Sayings

3711. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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Funny Phobias

3712. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

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Funny Words

3713. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Insults

3714. A Great Face for Radio

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Funny Nicknames

3715. Mr.Tall

I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3716. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Sayings

3717. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3718. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

3719. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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Funny Things to Do

3720. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

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