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3711. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

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3712. Pissant

An insignificant or contemptible person or thing.

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You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials. See also Balloons.

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Funny Diseases

3714. Basorexia

The overwhelming desire to kiss.

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Funny Drinks

3715. Babycham

A fake Champagne made of fermented pears that was popular in the UK in the 60's and 70's. Also, the first alcoholic drink to be advertised on British television, and a product well known for it's iconic logo. See also 60's, Alcohol, British.

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Funny Things to Do

3716. Speaking into a Fan

A gooood waaaaay to soooooound like a roboooooooot.

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Funny Places

3717. Accident, Maryland

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland. I learned of it while tracking a package. See also Maryland.

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Funny Words

3718. Schmetterling

German for butterfly. See also German.

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Funny Animals

3719. Ornitorrinco

Spanish for Platypus. See also Spanish.

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3720. Striking a Match on Your Shoe

I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.

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