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Funny Anti-Jokes
3712. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
3713. In Holy Mattress Money
When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3716. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3718. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3719. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.