Funny Phrases

3731. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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Funny Advice

3732. If You Got a Frownie, Eat a Brownie

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Funny Things to Do

3733. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon

It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.

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Funny Foods

3734. Heavenly Hounds Shop

Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

3735. Using a Tampon to Stop a Nosebleed

It actually works. As a result, a buddy of mine carries a tampon in his first aid kit.

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Funny Drinks

3736. Gin-Up

Gin and 7-up. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

3737. Vintage Pencil Sharpeners

Always with the a crank handle and a spinning wheel of eight widths, even though all pencils come in one width. Also known as the Wrist-Breaker 5000. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Places

3738. Le Tampon

A town in Réunion, a French-owned island in the Indian Ocean. See also French.

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Funny Clothes

3739. Watermelon Motorcycle Helmet

The product of a company in Kazakhstan that produces odd motorcycle helmets. Other products include a cracked walnut, a brain, and a bald head.

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Funny Names

3740. Phil Slow Down

A sheep farmer who changed his name as part of a campaign in Australia to get people to drive slowly on country roads.

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