Funny Sayings

3781. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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Funny Sayings

3782. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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Funny Clothes

3783. American Flag Pins

A sure sign that you're running for president. See also Patriotic, Politics.

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Funny Movies

3784. Rat Pfink A Boo Boo Shop

A 60's movie with the world's silliest title. See also 60's.

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Funny Phrases

3785. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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Funny Advice

3786. If You Got a Frownie, Eat a Brownie

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Funny Things to Do

3787. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon

It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.

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Funny Foods

3788. Heavenly Hounds Shop

Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

3789. Using a Tampon to Stop a Nosebleed

It actually works. As a result, a buddy of mine carries a tampon in his first aid kit.

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Funny Drinks

3790. Gin-Up

Gin and 7-up. See also Alcohol.

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