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Funny Sayings
3811. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
3812. The Jokerman Font
Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
3813. Tactical
People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3814. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?
One can be eaten with a fork.
Funny Sayings
3815. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
3816. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying
To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.
Funny Sayings
3819. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!
See also Obesity.
Funny Instruments
3820. Oboe D'amour
Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.