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Funny Phrases
3862. You Done Goofed
Funny Sayings
3865. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
3866. The Jokerman Font
Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
3867. Tactical
People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3868. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?
One can be eaten with a fork.
Funny Sayings
3869. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
3870. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying
To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.