Funny Questions

3841. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?

He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.

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Funny Questions

3842. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3843. What Do You Call a Talking Turtle?

Fictional.

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Funny Insults

3844. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3845. What Do You Call a Fat Hobo?

Whatever his name is.

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Funny Questions

3846. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3847. Why Did the Dog Bite the Blonde?

Because it was an aggressive dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

3848. KaTasha

When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3849. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

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Funny Sayings

3850. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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