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Funny Anti-Jokes
3844. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
3845. In Holy Mattress Money
When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3848. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3850. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.