Funny Sayings

3841. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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Funny Things to Do

3842. Blowing Up a Balloon with Your Nose

It's doable.

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Funny Products

3843. Squatty Potty Shop

Wonderful video, but you may never eat ice cream again. See also Scatalogical.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3844. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

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Funny Animals

3845. Tanuki

A Japanese raccoon-dog.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3846. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

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Funny Advice

3847. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

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Funny Things to Do

3848. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

3849. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3850. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

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