Funny Anti-Jokes

3841. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phobias

3842. Myrmecophobia

The fear of ants. 🐜 See also Insects.

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Funny Quotes

3843. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

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Funny Sayings

3844. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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Funny Things to Do

3845. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

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Funny Questions

3846. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3847. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

3848. Spice Boi

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Funny Phobias

3849. Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

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Funny Things to Do

3850. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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