Funny Anti-Jokes

3841. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

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Funny Advice

3842. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

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Funny Things to Do

3843. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

3844. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3845. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

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Funny T-Shirts

3846. Words on a Shirt Shop

Yep.

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Funny T-Shirts

3847. Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die Shop

RIP Harambe. See also Zoos.

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Funny Sayings

3848. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3849. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

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Funny Sayings

3850. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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