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Funny Sayings
3841. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas
The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3843. I See London, I See France.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
Funny Drinks
3844. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
3846. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
Funny Insults
3847. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Dances
3848. The "Mature" American
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.