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Funny Foods
3842. Fried Butter
Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.
Funny Books
3843. Even Pirates Poop Shop
Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.
Funny Phobias
3846. Kabourophobia
The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.
Funny Nicknames
3849. Mr.Tall
I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3850. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?
Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.