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3841. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

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3842. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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3843. A Grape

As you age it'll turn into a raisin.

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3844. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles

You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.

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3845. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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Funny Quotes

3847. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3848. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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Funny Names

3849. Yolanda Squatpump

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