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Funny Animals
3891. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
3892. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
3893. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.
Funny Phobias
3894. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.
Funny Phrases
3897. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3899. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?
Nothing. They didn't know each other.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3900. What Did the German Man Say to the German Woman?
Hallo, wie geht es dir? See also German.