Funny Animals

3891. Ornitorrinco

Spanish for Platypus. See also Spanish.

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Funny Things to Do

3892. Striking a Match on Your Shoe

I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3893. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3894. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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Funny Jobs

3895. Professional Lazer Tager

A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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Funny Things to Do

3896. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop

Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3897. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3898. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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Funny Things

3899. Cheap Chocolate Day

Also known as February 15th. See also Chocolate, Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3900. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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