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Funny Advice
3931. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.
Funny Foods
3935. Neeps 'n' Tatties
A Scottish dish of... turnips and potatoes. See also Scottish, Sophomoric.
Funny Places
3936. Newfoundland
Probably the least original name ever. You just find a new land, and you call it Newfound Land? See also Canadian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3939. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?
Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.
Funny Phrases
3940. Soup Sandwich
When something goes terribly wrong, e.g. you tried to make a soup sandwich.