Funny Drinks

3951. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

3952. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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Funny Sayings

3953. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

3954. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

3955. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

3956. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

3957. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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Funny Foods

3958. Gagh

A Klingon meal made from live serpent worms. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Things to Do

3959. Kiiking

An Estonian sport that involves sitting on a swingset and trying to spin 360 degrees over the bar. Do not try at home. See also Dangerous, Estonian.

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Funny Euphemisms

3960. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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