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3921. Snapchat and Instagram

Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Drinks

3922. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3923. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

3924. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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Funny Things to Do

3925. Writing "I Hate Graffiti" on a Wall

Funny Things

3926. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3927. Making a Sword out of Markers

Be honest. When you were five, you did it. And loved it.

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Funny Clothes

3928. Hand Underpants Shop

I think I’ll just wear gloves, thanks.

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Funny Names

3929. Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschafers Wesen

Name of the man with the longest name in the world.

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Funny Nicknames

3930. Walking Dictionary

For someone who knows everything.

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