Funny Things to Do

3971. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

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Funny Questions

3972. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3973. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

3974. Spice Boi

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Funny Phobias

3975. Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

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Funny Things to Do

3976. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

3977. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

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Funny Names

3978. Dick Assman

Not made up.

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Funny Things to Do

3979. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3980. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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