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3971. What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange?

Colours.

Added by DRGeqnAgiB on August 4, 2016| 5 Comments | 71 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3972. Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

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3973. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Devil.

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3974. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

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3975. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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3976. Allodoxaphobia

A fear of opinions.

Added by 1764 on August 3, 2016| 11 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3977. Cargo Shorts Shop

Man's friend, woman's enemy.

Added by PYRo358 on August 1, 2016| 3 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3978. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

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3979. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

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3980. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 6 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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