Funny Anti-Jokes

3971. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Sayings

3972. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3973. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

3974. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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Funny Things to Do

3975. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3976. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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Funny Insults

3977. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

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Funny Drinks

3978. Gravy

See also Obesity.

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Funny Insults

3979. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

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Funny Foods

3980. McChoco Potato

McDonald's fries topped with two chocolate sauces. Only served in Japanese McDonald's restaurants. See also Fast Food, Japan.

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