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Funny Nicknames

3971. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

3972. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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Funny Phobias

3973. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

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Funny Nicknames

3974. Walking Wind

Funny Sayings

3975. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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Funny Phrases

3976. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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Funny Products

3977. Canned Unicorn Shop

Yes, it is a real thing. See also Pranks, Unicorns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3978. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?

Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3979. What Did the German Man Say to the German Woman?

Hallo, wie geht es dir? See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

3980. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth

Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.

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