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Funny Places
4021. Rottenegg, Geisenfeld
Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4022. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
4023. You Rusty Kettle
Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
Funny Sayings
4024. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.
Story of my life. See also Marraige.
Funny Questions
4025. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4026. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?
Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.
Funny Drinks
4027. The Angry German
Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Words
4028. Unremacadamized
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Funny Insults
4030. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.