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Funny Sayings
4024. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas
The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4026. I See London, I See France.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
Funny Drinks
4027. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
4029. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
Funny Insults
4030. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.