Funny Anti-Jokes

4051. Why Was the Little Boy Upset?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Funny T-Shirts

4052. Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air Shop

Get it? See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Things to Do

4053. Saying CHARGE! at a Crosswalk

This works best in cities. Everyone follows behind as you lead your army to victory!

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Funny Advice

4054. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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Funny Questions

4055. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Quotes

4056. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

4057. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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Funny Products

4058. Stress Reducing Japanese Shouting Vase Shop

Per Amazon, "De-stress and home company! The revelation of a secret! I want to scream with all his strength! But public eye (ear) I am worried about. However, a special internal design and cry against snugly-to-mouth, swallow and Gokun cry of the whole body, this "pot of screaming" is there ends up to whisper! Oh clearly over screaming rock out!"

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Funny Things to Do

4059. Buying a Bag of Grapes then Complaining to the Store About How Hard It is to Peel Them

Demand a refund. See also Groceries, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

4060. Bringing a Tissue for Show and Tell

You know, for entertainment.

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