Funny Sayings

4011. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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Funny Words

4012. Craig

Pronounced "crack", in Ireland it means having a joke, e.g. "Ahh, I did it just for the craig!" See also Irish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4013. Yo Momma's So Fat, She Shops in the Plus-size Department

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Funny Foods

4014. Headcheese

Jellied meat from various farm animals. No cheese. See also Farming.

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Funny Words

4015. Guffaw

A deep laugh.

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Funny Observations

4016. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

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Funny Products

4017. Emotional Butt

Called SHIRI, this Japanese invention is a robotic rear end that represents emotions via visual and tactical transformations.

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Funny Toys

4018. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4019. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4020. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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