All Entries

Funny Phobias

3981. Autodysomophobia

Fear of smelly people.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

3982. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3983. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3984. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3985. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3986. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3987. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3988. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3989. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3990. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!

A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

Added by hannah on November 16, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Top Contributors to Inherently Funny

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.