Funny Anti-Jokes

3941. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3942. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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Funny Things

3943. Cheap Chocolate Day

Also known as February 15th. See also Chocolate, Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3944. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phobias

3945. Myrmecophobia

The fear of ants. 🐜 See also Insects.

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Funny Quotes

3946. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

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Funny Sayings

3947. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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Funny Things to Do

3948. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym

Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.

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Funny Questions

3949. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3950. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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