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3941. Y'all

A word used by everyone in Texas. See also Texas.

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3942. Constipated

It hasn't come out yet. See also Made Up, Scatological.

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3943. Squirrel Underpants Shop

3944. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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3945. Monoploxy

A word that I screamed in a dream years ago.

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3946. What Did the Lawyer Say to the Other Lawyer?

We're both lawyers. See also Lawyers.

Added by Magicari123 on January 26, 2016| 2 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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Funny Toys

3948. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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Funny Questions

3949. Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

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Funny Foods

3950. Crispy Citters

Breakfast cereal from the 80's. See also 80's.

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