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4041. Eh Wot

A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.

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4042. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

4043. Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. See also Backwards.

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4044. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

4045. How Do You Confuse an Idiot?

With a difficult mental task.

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4046. Trumpglodytes

The barbarians who support Donald Trump. See also Politics.

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4047. North Third Street

On signs, it will read "N. 3rd street", which looks like "Nerd Street". See also Nerds.

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4048. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

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4049. Beat the Heat

Something every cool mom says in the summer. It rhymes, so it must be true. See also Summer.

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