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4071. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

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4072. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2015| 3 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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Funny Things to Do

4074. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

Funny Words

4075. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4076. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2015| 8 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

4077. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2015| 10 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4078. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

Added by jaxthewizard on December 5, 2015| 5 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

4079. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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Funny Euphemisms

4080. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 96 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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