Funny Anti-Jokes

4081. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Questions

4082. What's the Difference Between a Calendar and You?

A calendar has dates. ROASTED.

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Funny Sayings

4083. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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Funny Foods

4084. Smörgåstårta

Swedish sandwich cake. See also Swedish.

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Funny Sayings

4085. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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Funny Things

4086. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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Funny Videos

4087. This Aerobic Video Wins Everything

It really does. See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.

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Funny Advice

4088. Bop to the Top

And don't ever stop.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4089. What Did the Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Funny Sayings

4090. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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