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Funny Anti-Jokes
3791. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
3792. You Rusty Kettle
Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
Funny Sayings
3793. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.
Story of my life. See also Marraige.
Funny Questions
3794. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3795. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?
Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.
Funny Drinks
3796. The Angry German
Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Words
3797. Unremacadamized
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Funny Insults
3799. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
Funny Insults
3800. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.