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Funny Words
3751. Voluntold
The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Conveyances
3752. Ford Pinto
Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.
Funny Instruments
3753. Gutbucket
Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.
Funny Instruments
3754. Paperclip
For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.
Funny Phrases
3755. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!
Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.
Funny Things
3756. Death-Eater Gray
The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office.
Funny Quotes
3758. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
See also English.
Funny Animals
3759. Mountain Chicken
One of the world's largest frogs. Named after the taste of it's meat. Perhaps not surprisingly, it's endangered.
Funny Foods
3760. Liberty Lettuce
The World War I version of Freedom Fries, sauerkraut was once called liberty lettuce. See also German, Made Up.