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Funny Conveyances
3721. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles
You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.
Funny Insults
3722. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You
See also Lazy.
Funny Insults
3723. PG Insults
You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!
Funny Quotes
3724. "Luke, I am your father."
Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.
Funny Names
3726. Yolanda Squatpump
Funny Anti-Jokes
3729. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.