Brian's Entries

141. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

142. Vibrating Belt Shop

Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss. See also Exercise, Old-Timey, Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on November 3, 2007| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

143. Foods of Disbelief

In other words, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and I Can't Believe It's Yogurt.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2007| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

144. Bob Ross

Joy of Painting host from 1983 to 1995. See also Television.

Added by Brian on October 28, 2007| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

145. Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Added by Brian on October 22, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

146. Neti Pot Shop

Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork. See also Nerds.

Added by Brian on October 21, 2007| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Setting aside its dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven elastic mesh, Aquanet hairnets are apparently made of aqua. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 8, 2007| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

148. No Big Whoop

Added by Brian on September 30, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

149. Turkish Delight Shop

Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good. See also Candy, Turkish.

Added by Brian on September 28, 2007| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

150. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on September 27, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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