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111. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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112. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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113. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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114. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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115. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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116. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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117. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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118. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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119. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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120. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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