Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

131. It's a Christmas Miracle!

Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on September 15, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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132. Achin' for Steak and Bacon

See also Commercials, Fast Food.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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133. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

Added by DieterW on May 31, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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134. Dew Me!

Pass the Mountain Dew, please.

Added by BillDrewson on May 6, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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135. Aww Jeez, Here We Go Again!

See also Midwestern.

Added by Frank on February 20, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny phrase?

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136. Cutting a Rug

... with your razor-sharp dancin' shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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137. Brother from Another Mother

See also Family.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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138. The Old Jingly Jangly

See also Music.

Added by Anthony on November 23, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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139. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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140. It's Digestible

As seen on the labels of old cans of Crisco. See also 60's.

Added by Brian on July 22, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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