Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
174. Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
Funny Phrases
175. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.
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178. Me, Myself, and I
I cannot think of a context in which this phrase is not annoying.
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179. Tasteful Nudes
A topic often introduced with great hope, but more often ended with disappointment.