Funny Phrases

221. You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.

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222. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

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223. Dumber and Dumberer

Even funnier than Dumb and Dumber. See also Movies.

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224. Make Toilet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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225. Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

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226. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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227. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

228. Lady Friend

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229. Dab Hand

As in, "Anthony is a dab hand at the smash-and-grab." See also British.

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230. Smart Casual

In other words, look good, but not too good. See also Clothes.

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