Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

221. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

Added by misbell1952 on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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222. Dumber and Dumberer

Even funnier than Dumb and Dumber. See also Movies.

Added by Sheri on January 5, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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223. Make Toilet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by Tyler on December 26, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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224. Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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225. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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226. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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227. Lady Friend

Added by Frank on December 7, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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228. Dab Hand

As in, "Anthony is a dab hand at the smash-and-grab." See also British.

Added by Tyler on November 24, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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229. Smart Casual

In other words, look good, but not too good. See also Clothes.

Added by Maya on November 2, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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230. Evil Beaver

Added by Brian on October 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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