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241. Don't Mess with Kansas Either

See also Texas.

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242. Let's Jolly Well March Down There and Set Things Right

Typical vague British plan. See also British.

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243. Like Sh*t Through a Short Dog

See also Profanity, Speed.

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244. Eee-Yikes

The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."

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245. Rare and Fancy

Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.

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246. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear

This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.

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247. Nude and Rude

This is the name of an Iggy Pop Album, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

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248. The Jig is Up

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249. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

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250. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

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