Funny Phrases

251. The Jig is Up

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252. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

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253. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

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254. Sticky Wicket

A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.

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255. Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

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256. Slip Out of My Pants

Funnier than "Take off my pants." See also Clothes.

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257. Dressing Drink

This is what you consume while getting ready for an evening. See also Alcohol.

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258. The Money Bank

A character once said on an episode of The Simpsons, "You can take that to the bank. The money bank." See also Redundant.

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259. Gay Homosexuals

See also Redundant.

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260. The Police Cops

See also Redundant, Simpsons.

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