Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

251. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

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252. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

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253. Sticky Wicket

A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.

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254. Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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255. Slip Out of My Pants

Funnier than "Take off my pants." See also Clothes.

Added by Tyler on January 1, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.

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256. Dressing Drink

This is what you consume while getting ready for an evening. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on January 1, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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257. The Money Bank

A character once said on an episode of The Simpsons, "You can take that to the bank. The money bank." See also Redundant.

Added by Tyler on January 1, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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258. Gay Homosexuals

See also Redundant.

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259. The Police Cops

See also Redundant, Simpsons.

Added by Anthony on January 1, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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260. Smitten Kitten

As in, "He's one smitten kitten."

Added by Tyler on January 1, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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