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201. Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Added by Brian on October 22, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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202. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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203. Aggressivly Fussy

A polite way to call someone a b*tch.

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204. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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205. Fancy Footwork

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206. Lickety-Split

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207. Ross and Rachel

An amusing phrase to call an annoying, on-again, off-again couple. Or an even more amusing phrase to call a perfectly lovely couple so as to annoy them. See also Fictional, Television.

Added by Ryan on June 6, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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208. In My Mind's Eye

You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.

Added by Brian on June 5, 2007| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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209. Coin Slot

Also known as "ass cleavage" or the more widely used "plumber butt".

Added by Robyn on June 2, 2007| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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210. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

Added by Ryan on May 31, 2007| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike